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biggest plot twist in all of history

*patiently waits 34787894745 years for sequel*

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"I choose you. And I’ll choose you, over and over and over. Without pause, without a doubt, in a heartbeat. I’ll keep choosing you."

my hearth - lifequotesrus (via perfect)

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"Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"


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COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

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